about me
46 years
Scranton
Dreamer
Any organizaiton would be lucky to host my over-qualified candidiacy, which largely entails accurate Chris Rock impressions, improv routines, and NSFW email chains. I'm kind of a friend first to my employees. Nobody should have to go to work thinking this is the place I might die. Dunder Mifflin is the greatest company in the world. Paper is how real business is done.
technical skills
Computers
I can excell, word, microsoft, open, load save, I know them all!
Sales
I've been a salesman at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years.
Skills
Sales
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Comedy
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Ice skating
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Movie making
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education
1980 - 1984
School of hard knocks
The streets of Scranton
Imprisoned multiple times, dementors were involved, I'm the streetest guy you'll ever meet.
1975 - 1980
Washington High School
Scranton, PA
Got dunked in icy lake by women's basketball team multiple times
experience
2009
Michael Scott Paper Co.
Scranton, PA
Started competing paper company after David Wallace ignored my phone calls. Sold back to Dunder Mifflin for evaluation of $60k.
2001 - 2009
Dunder Mifflin
Scranton, PA
Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, sold more paper than anyone else in company.
1993 - 2001
Dunder Mifflin
Scranton, PA
Salesman selling paper to local companies. Won multiple dundies.
principal facts
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Reams sold
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Seasons
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Children